DEBAUCHERY
Also known as the debunkery chapter, a self-indulgent chapter just to be an ass about incredibly irrelevant topics or things considered sins. Also known as the chapter in which I lay out several rules and related specifics that cover my OCverse- Which is helpful for my own needs and preferences. Hence the name debauchery, because that's technically what it is. :o)
- Spacetime doesn't fucking exist in the Aether
There. I said it. I think the entire idea of time tied to space, concluded from theory built upon theory built upon theory, is fucking dumb. FUCK spacetime and FUCK theories. AND FUCK TIME TRAVEL BY POSSIBLY NATURAL MEANS. HOW CAN ONE BELIEVE EVERYTHING TO BE REAL ONLY, BY SEEING IT WITH THEIR OWN EYES, OTHER EARTH CREATURES OR MAN-MADE OBJECTS? IF OUR EYES CAN BULLSHIT MAGENTA THE COLOUR, SURELY THE UNIVERSE HAS A BAZILLION MILLION THINGS IT HIDES FROM US! GOD DAMN IT, BITCH!
- Wormholes do exist in the Aether
But they don't work as theorised on darling dear Wikipedia. Wormholes in the Aether are anomalies caused by the void, and in fact don't bend spacetime, because above point literally just mentioned spacetime doesn't exist. Wormholes only exist as a shortcut of space itself, by bending the universe- Akin to that paper and pen analogy made in the Interstellar movie. Fuck you.
- Humans don't exist either, but elves do
FUCK HUMANS!!!!!! 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕 ELVES ARE THE ONLY HUMAN-LIKE SPECIES I TOLERATE IN MY OCVERSE ALONGSIDE HYBRIDS & SUBSPECIES THAT MAKE SENSE
- Human-like non-humans also don't exist
FUCK GREEN HUMANS THAT POSE AS ALIENS!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕 FUCK ROBOTS THAT HAVE ALLOY HAIR AND BIG JUGGLY TITTIES FOR SOME REASON? LIKE I KNOW WHY BUT STILL. COWARDS!!!! COWARDS EVERYWHERE!!!!! 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕
- Species that occur somewhere must make sense evolutionarily, though no need to be a complete nutjob about it
BECAUSE FUCK MEDIEVAL FANTASY WORLDS THAT SOMEHOW HAVE 10 FURRY SPECIES, 3 RED-SKINNED HUMANS THAT ARE SOMEHOW DEMONS AND 6 SPECIES OF ROBOTS!!!!! 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕
In this damn universe we have kemonomimis when they're a goddamn possible hybrid between a sentient anthro and a sentient humanoid! EAT SHIT BROTHER!
Though evolution-wise, it makes 0 fucking sense to have elves/anthros/kitties develop on multiple planets within multiple galaxies, I'll disregard that because I love having OCs in different settings and for the Love Of God cannot stand an elf in modern Pokémon merch, standing next to ye olde iron warrior!
- Anything like era, laws and principles must make sense
Because the fact that dragonborns can exist as a sentient species in DnD, is fucking stupid to me when people can still own geckos as pets, but dragons are to be murdered instantly. What IS THIS? If your goddamn feral cousins can be kept as pets, but your bigger other cousins are murdered, that's FUCKING WEIRD! OUTLAW THAT CRAP! THE IDEA OF A SENTIENT CAT OWNING A SMALLER, FERAL CAT AS A PET IS JUST FUCKING ODD AND SELF-ABSORBED! THE MAJORITY OF BITCHES DON'T FEEL POSITIVE ABOUT OWNING AN APE OR MONKEY, DO THEY?
- But don't pay attention to the terminology of words, names, places and regions
Because I'm not that much of a nutjobyet.
- Human-like species and furries never occur in sci-fi scenarios
BECAUSE FUCK YOU 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕 THEY'RE ALL FUCKING DEAD BY THEN AND I CANNOT STAND THE IDEA OF A FURRY FIGHTING IN A CRUISER AGAINST DARTH VADER 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕 AND I'VE HAD FUCKING ENOUGH OF HUMANS & GREEN HUMANS IN ANY MEDIA EVER.
- Magic isn't a thingamajig excuse for bullshit
Magic has principles and laws just like any other thing in the universe. Mortals able to teleport, so it removes all tension knowing they can get out of any situation? Stupid and fucking pussyfooting away, bitch! We ain't introducing portals made by folk themselves for no random reason, they gotta meet the damn requirements! We ain't introducing immortality to anyone just for the heck of it, it needs background and buildup! In a world where anything is possible, there's nothing at stake! Limits are your best friend, bitch!
- Gods didn't make the universe
Beings that can be at the 'strength' of gods helped form the Aether, but don't pose as deities in terms of roles. Because I fucking Hate this Trope that Someone Has To Make Everything We Know. I'm a fucking atheist and I will incorporate that crap as generic preferences for my OCverse, because it's my damn indulgent world! Though the mythological stories of some, for example stars are literal holes in the skies, are cool story elements one can play with. My solution to have something similar in my universe: *Jesse Pinkman voice* Mythos deities, bitch! The gods you made for your religion are now actual puppets, bitch!
- Everything and everyone has pros and cons, regardless of their supposed status and whatever
The idea that higher beings are always supreme in everything? The idea that demons are always fucking evil? Fucking Fuck That Noise. Eat Shit. Die. Etcetera.
- Fuck tropes and stereotypes
Ohhhh I'm a Dainty Little Woman incapable of doing anything!!! Ohhhh I'm a Strong Super Woman with a one-dimensional personality!!! I HATE TROPES LIKE THIS. I HATE MEDIA. I HATE ABOUT 99% OF THINGS THAT COME OUT IN MAINSTREAM OR WHATEVER BECOMES POPULAR WITH THOSE DARN KIDS. I AM IMMUNE TO ADS. I AM A FURIOUS BALL OF ANGER THAT COMES FROM THE DEPTHS OF HELL. I AM A SENILE OLD MAN AND I WILL CURSE THE WORST PROFANITIES AT YOU FROM MY PORCH!!!
- The number 13 has killer swag and in this house we don't believe in bad juju
THE ONLY BAD JUJU IS FROM ANOMALIES THAT FUCK UP THE BALANCE OF THE UNIVERSE!